Now tell me this isn’t malicious intent.

For the sake of Misaki Iwamura, let’s all be glad that foot landed a bit to the side.
(According to the Rays’ site, though, the couple is already expecting a baby. I guess they planned ahead.)
(Also,
… The family dog is a toy poodle named “Nuts” …
The irony of this is amusing to me, though maybe only because I’m quite short on sleep.)