Three days ago, I sent PL an email containing this:
oh, by the way, i fully intend on making a long-ass, cheesy-as-fuck blog post for opening day. i also feel like randomly swearing my face off. fuck. shit. ass. bitch.
:)
(*is reminded of big papi’s exuberant and adorable and ortizy “We’re going to kick their asses, drink their beer, and rape their bitches!” comment*)
(*is also reminded of a couple lines from the song “roses” by outkast: “Crazy bitch / Bitch, stupid ass bitch / Old punk ass bitch, old dumbass bitch / A bitch’s bitch, just a bitch”*)
(*is going to stop swearing and go to bed now*)
So while I won’t be swearing quite that much, I fully intend on a cheesy post for opening day. Don’t worry. It’ll just have to wait until after I get home later in the day–I’m too tired now, circa 5:08 AM.
